So, I log onto IRC and this guy was like "Hey Joe," but I was afk for a bit. He continues talking, then /slap's me and my trout script activated and so he proposed this.

Basically no real use for this other than entertainment. It has an anti-flood and level-experience system (same as RuneScape's).

Rate/Comments please?

on *:action:*slap*:#: {
if (($me isin $1-) && (*trout* iswm $1-)) {
  inc -u3 %spam. [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
  if (%spam. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 3-20 ) { notice $nick Fuck you. Don't abuse my scripts faggot. | set %ignore. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] | .timer 1 180 /unset %ignore. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] | halt } 
  elseif ($address($nick,2) == %ignore. [ $+ [ $address ] ] ) { halt }
  set %trout $rand(1,50) | inc %trout# 1 | inc %trout$ %trout
  if (%trout$ > 13034431) set %trout.lvl 99
  elseif (%trout$ > 11805606) set %trout.lvl 98
  elseif (%trout$ > 10692629) set %trout.lvl 97
  elseif (%trout$ > 9684577) set %trout.lvl 96
  elseif (%trout$ > 8771558) set %trout.lvl 95
  elseif (%trout$ > 7944614) set %trout.lvl 94
  elseif (%trout$ > 7195629) set %trout.lvl 93
  elseif (%trout$ > 6517253) set %trout.lvl 92
  elseif (%trout$ > 5902831) set %trout.lvl 91
  elseif (%trout$ > 5346332) set %trout.lvl 90
  elseif (%trout$ > 4842295) set %trout.lvl 89
  elseif (%trout$ > 4385776) set %trout.lvl 88
  elseif (%trout$ > 3972294) set %trout.lvl 87
  elseif (%trout$ > 3597792) set %trout.lvl 86
  elseif (%trout$ > 3258594) set %trout.lvl 85
  elseif (%trout$ > 2951373) set %trout.lvl 84
  elseif (%trout$ > 2673114) set %trout.lvl 83
  elseif (%trout$ > 2421087) set %trout.lvl 82
  elseif (%trout$ > 2192818) set %trout.lvl 81
  elseif (%trout$ > 1986068) set %trout.lvl 80
  elseif (%trout$ > 1798808) set %trout.lvl 79
  elseif (%trout$ > 1629200) set %trout.lvl 78
  elseif (%trout$ > 1475581) set %trout.lvl 77
  elseif (%trout$ > 1336443) set %trout.lvl 76
  elseif (%trout$ > 1210421) set %trout.lvl 75
  elseif (%trout$ > 1096278) set %trout.lvl 74
  elseif (%trout$ > 992895) set %trout.lvl 73
  elseif (%trout$ > 899257) set %trout.lvl 72
  elseif (%trout$ > 814445) set %trout.lvl 71
  elseif (%trout$ > 737627) set %trout.lvl 70
  elseif (%trout$ > 668051) set %trout.lvl 69
  elseif (%trout$ > 605032) set %trout.lvl 68
  elseif (%trout$ > 547953) set %trout.lvl 67
  elseif (%trout$ > 496254) set %trout.lvl 66
  elseif (%trout$ > 449428) set %trout.lvl 65
  elseif (%trout$ > 407015) set %trout.lvl 64
  elseif (%trout$ > 368599) set %trout.lvl 63
  elseif (%trout$ > 333804) set %trout.lvl 62
  elseif (%trout$ > 302288) set %trout.lvl 61
  elseif (%trout$ > 273742) set %trout.lvl 60
  elseif (%trout$ > 247886) set %trout.lvl 59
  elseif (%trout$ > 224466) set %trout.lvl 58
  elseif (%trout$ > 203254) set %trout.lvl 57
  elseif (%trout$ > 184040) set %trout.lvl 56
  elseif (%trout$ > 166636) set %trout.lvl 55
  elseif (%trout$ > 150872) set %trout.lvl 54
  elseif (%trout$ > 136594) set %trout.lvl 53
  elseif (%trout$ > 123660) set %trout.lvl 52
  elseif (%trout$ > 111945) set %trout.lvl 51
  elseif (%trout$ > 101333) set %trout.lvl 50
  elseif (%trout$ > 91721) set %trout.lvl 49
  elseif (%trout$ > 83014) set %trout.lvl 48
  elseif (%trout$ > 75127) set %trout.lvl 47
  elseif (%trout$ > 67983) set %trout.lvl 46
  elseif (%trout$ > 61512) set %trout.lvl 45
  elseif (%trout$ > 55649) set %trout.lvl 44
  elseif (%trout$ > 50339) set %trout.lvl 43
  elseif (%trout$ > 45529) set %trout.lvl 42
  elseif (%trout$ > 41171) set %trout.lvl 41
  elseif (%trout$ > 37224) set %trout.lvl 40
  elseif (%trout$ > 33648) set %trout.lvl 39
  elseif (%trout$ > 30408) set %trout.lvl 38
  elseif (%trout$ > 27473) set %trout.lvl 37
  elseif (%trout$ > 24815) set %trout.lvl 36
  elseif (%trout$ > 22406) set %trout.lvl 35
  elseif (%trout$ > 20224) set %trout.lvl 34
  elseif (%trout$ > 18247) set %trout.lvl 33
  elseif (%trout$ > 16456) set %trout.lvl 32
  elseif (%trout$ > 14833) set %trout.lvl 31
  elseif (%trout$ > 13363) set %trout.lvl 30
  elseif (%trout$ > 12031) set %trout.lvl 29
  elseif (%trout$ > 10824) set %trout.lvl 28
  elseif (%trout$ > 9730) set %trout.lvl 27
  elseif (%trout$ > 8740) set %trout.lvl 26
  elseif (%trout$ > 7842) set %trout.lvl 25
  elseif (%trout$ > 7028) set %trout.lvl 24
  elseif (%trout$ > 6291) set %trout.lvl 23
  elseif (%trout$ > 5624) set %trout.lvl 22
  elseif (%trout$ > 5018) set %trout.lvl 21
  elseif (%trout$ > 4470) set %trout.lvl 20
  elseif (%trout$ > 3973) set %trout.lvl 19
  elseif (%trout$ > 3523) set %trout.lvl 18 
  elseif (%trout$ > 3115) set %trout.lvl 17
  elseif (%trout$ > 2746) set %trout.lvl 16
  elseif (%trout$ > 2411) set %trout.lvl 15
  elseif (%trout$ > 2107) set %trout.lvl 14
  elseif (%trout$ > 1833) set %trout.lvl 13
  elseif (%trout$ > 1584) set %trout.lvl 12
  elseif (%trout$ > 1358) set %trout.lvl 11
  elseif (%trout$ > 1154) set %trout.lvl 10
  elseif (%trout$ > 969) set %trout.lvl 9
  elseif (%trout$ > 801) set %trout.lvl 8
  elseif (%trout$ > 650) set %trout.lvl 7
  elseif (%trout$ > 512) set %trout.lvl 6
  elseif (%trout$ > 388) set %trout.lvl 5
  elseif (%trout$ > 276) set %trout.lvl 4
  elseif (%trout$ > 174) set %trout.lvl 3
  elseif (%trout$ > 83) set %trout.lvl 2
  else set %trout.lvl 1
  describe $chan guts the 13trout6 and puts it on the fish market making it the4 %trout# $+ th6 trout sold!
  describe $chan got13 %trout 6experience from that trout! Yay! My Trouting level is:13 %trout.lvl $+ 6! I have a total experience of:13 %trout$ $+ 6! 
} 
}