late reply but yes it is bad jonesy. but heh i cant expect much from you ;P >.>

Don't i know it :) - i won't spam this topic no more haha!

lolololol
that is epic jonesy xD

on *:text:!yomomma*:#:{ .msg $chan $iif(($2 isnum 1- $+ $lines(yomomma.txt)),$read(yomomma.txt,$2),$read(yomomma.txt)) }
on *:text:!yodaddy*:#:{ .msg $chan $replace($iif(($2 isnum 1- $+ $lines(yomomma.txt)),$read(yomomma.txt,$2),$read(yomomma.txt)),mom,dad,momma,daddy,she,he) }

Problem solved.

Consistence, Jethro.

I think papa or daddy sounds better than dadda. Dadda sounds a bit babyish.

lulz @ jonesy44

Change mumma to dadda and she to he. job done.

why isnt there any fatherhood jokes?

Americans.. Jethro.. Americans..

One thing I don't get about the 'yo momma jokes' is that motherhood is so remarkable. What's the joke in that?

your mummas so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl
your mummas so fat, when she stood on the scales it read 'to be continued'
your mummas so slow, it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes
your mummas so ugly, her face reminds me of a dump i took 5 years ago

Is it bad if i laughed at that, Spanky?

just remember this joke your momma so dum she got ran over by a parked car

[size=29] Warning lame yo momma joke warning [/size]
Yo mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it
[size=29] Warning lame yo momma joke warning [/size]

If we were being really picky too, you could remove the one at the beginning and the end because it's all on one line :P

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Thx

nice one :) You have one extra bracket on the end though.