Load In Remotes (I am Aware that there are some my not be facts but its just for kicks I made it for fun) Im sure it could be coded better but it works and that's enough for me, I would still like to hear any suggestions on better coding I am still slightly new to this.
==== Made By Anon_Lewy ====
On *:TEXT:*:#: {
if ($+(!,Facts) == $strip($1)) {
Set %Wtf $rand(1,100)
if (%Wtf == 1) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #1 15,1Turtles can breathe through their butts.
if (%Wtf == 2) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #2 15,1Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
if (%Wtf == 3) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #3 15,1On a plane, if the passenger in your seat on the incoming flight had serious gas, then you are sitting on a cushion full of disease-causing microbes.
if (%Wtf == 4) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #4 15,1The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is “uncopyrightable".
if (%Wtf == 5) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #5 15,1It’s against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.
if (%Wtf == 6) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #6 15,1There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
if (%Wtf == 7) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #7 15,1The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
if (%Wtf == 8) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #8 15,1A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun’s surface.
if (%Wtf == 9) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #9 15,1David Bowie has a spider named after him.
if (%Wtf == 10) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #10 15,1Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
if (%Wtf == 11) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #11 15,1Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the English dictionary. It refers to a lung disease caused by inhaling particles from volcanoes.
if (%Wtf == 12) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #12 15,1The lighbulb was not invented by Thomas Edison in 1879 in was invented in England in 1806 by Humphrey Davy.
if (%Wtf == 13) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #13 15,1When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.
if (%Wtf == 14) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #14 15,1Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water.
if (%Wtf == 15) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #15 15,1Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.
if (%Wtf == 16) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #16 15,1The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
if (%Wtf == 17) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #17 15,1Your brain is more active during the night than the day.
if (%Wtf == 18) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #18 15,1Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
if (%Wtf == 19) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #19 15,1The tooth is the only part of the human body that can’t repair itself.
if (%Wtf == 20) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #20 15,1An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
if (%Wtf == 21) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #21 15,1Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.
if (%Wtf == 22) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #22 15,1You use 200 muscles to take one step.
if (%Wtf == 23) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #23 15,1Your brain operates on the same amount of power that would light a 10-watt light bulb.
if (%Wtf == 24) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #24 15,1The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades.
if (%Wtf == 25) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #25 15,1The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
if (%Wtf == 26) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #26 15,1A 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his foot in 1977.
if (%Wtf == 27) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #27 15,1Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
if (%Wtf == 28) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #28 15,1It only takes 7lbs of pressure to rip off your ears.
if (%Wtf == 29) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #29 15,1When men of the Walibri Tribe greet each other instead of shaking hands,they shake penises.
if (%Wtf == 30) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #30 15,1A baby in Florida was named Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny.Middle name was GEORGE JAMES.
if (%Wtf == 31) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #31 15,1At any given time, 25% of people are daydreaming about love making.
if (%Wtf == 32) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #32 15,1If you say “raise up lights†really fast it sounds like “razor blades†in an Australian Accent.
if (%Wtf == 33) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #33 15,1According to researchers, Monday mornings are so depressing that on average, humans don’t crack a smile until 11:16 a.m.
if (%Wtf == 34) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #34 15,1The human brain cannot create faces. Therefore when you dream, if you see someone you do not know, you have seen their face before.
if (%Wtf == 35) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #35 15,1Russian scientists have predicted that humanity will encounter aliens by 2031.
if (%Wtf == 36) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #36 15,1The “butterflies†you get in your stomach when you see someone you like is actually a stress response caused by adrenaline.
if (%Wtf == 37) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #37 15,1When you wake up around 2-3 am without any reason, there’s an 80 percent chance that someone is staring at you.
if (%Wtf == 38) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #38 15,1It took humans thirteen years to learn how to slice bread.
if (%Wtf == 39) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #39 15,1Once a woman called 911 because McDonald’s ran out of McNuggets!
if (%Wtf == 40) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #40 15,1Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
if (%Wtf == 41) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #41 15,1A single session of lovemaking uses the same amount of energy as 7.5 hours of standing around at a cocktail party.
if (%Wtf == 42) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #42 15,1There’s a blue fish on SpongeBob which can be found in multiple episodes with a clearly shown penis.
if (%Wtf == 43) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #43 15,1Calling 1 (781) 452-4077 will actually put you through to the Hogwarts Hotline, where you can learn more information about the school.
if (%Wtf == 44) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #44 15,1Every two thousand frowns creates one wrinkle.
if (%Wtf == 45) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #45 15,1A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 6 years.
if (%Wtf == 46) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #46 15,1‎12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
if (%Wtf == 47) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #47 15,1The CIA used cats as spies in the 1960's. They spent 5 years and $20 million training them.
if (%Wtf == 48) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #48 15,1The 2nd person to survive going over Niagara Falls later died from slipping on an orange peel!
if (%Wtf == 49) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #49 15,1Dentists have the highest suicide rate among professions.
if (%Wtf == 50) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #50 15,1The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
if (%Wtf == 51) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #51 15,1Dan Radcliffe was allergic to the Harry Potter glasses!
if (%Wtf == 52) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #52 15,1There's a town in Italy that doesn't get sunlight for 84 days a year. They've solved this problem with a giant mirror
if (%Wtf == 53) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #53 15,1The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old
if (%Wtf == 54) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #54 15,1Statistically you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider
if (%Wtf == 55) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #55 15,1When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode... Then he dies.
if (%Wtf == 56) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #56 15,1President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
if (%Wtf == 57) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #57 15,1you ear lobes are in line with your nipples.
if (%Wtf == 58) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #58 15,1Angelina Jolie has collected knives ever since she was 12 and used to cut herself during sex to increase the pleasure of the experience.
if (%Wtf == 59) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #59 15,1Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.
if (%Wtf == 60) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #60 15,1If you search for 241543903 in Google images, you will find a lot of pictures of people putting their heads in refrigerators.
if (%Wtf == 61) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #61 15,1The average female orgasm lasts four times as long as the average male one.(Lucky asses)
if (%Wtf == 62) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #62 15,1Dancing, drawing, painting, singing, and masturbating can all help combat depression.
if (%Wtf == 63) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #63 15,1Thinking about sex will temporarily relieve the urge to pee in the case of an emergency.
if (%Wtf == 64) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #64 15,1As embryos, the first thing that develops is our anus. So in a way we all start off as assholes.
if (%Wtf == 65) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #65 15,1Fat baby boys are more likely to have sex earlier in their lives.
if (%Wtf == 66) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #66 15,1People who easily and frequently blush is a likely sign of them being a great lover.
if (%Wtf == 67) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #67 15,1England is the country with the biggest breasts in Europe.
if (%Wtf == 68) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #68 15,1Studies show that girls who have mustaches are hornier than girls who don't.
if (%Wtf == 69) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #69 15,1More than 48% of women are faking their orgasms.
if (%Wtf == 70) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #70 15,1Studies show that surprise sex is the best kind of sex. Unless you are in prison.
if (%Wtf == 71) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #71 15,1A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra
if (%Wtf == 72) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #72 15,1It's a proven fact that the more you talk about someone, the more you fall for them.
if (%Wtf == 73) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #73 15,1If an ant were the same size as a human it would travel twice as fast as a Lamborghini.
if (%Wtf == 74) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #74 15,1 83% of the teenagers keep an extra tab open while using computer/laptop in case their parents come.
if (%Wtf == 75) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #75 15,1 You see yourselves 5 times more attractive in the mirror than you really are, thanks to your brain.
if (%Wtf == 76) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #76 15,1 Diphallasparatus is a condition in which a man has two penises
if (%Wtf == 77) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #77 15,1 80% of people in the world have low self-esteem and are more likely to put others down to make themselves feel better.
if (%Wtf == 78) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #78 15,1 Hot water will freeze faster than cold water.
if (%Wtf == 79) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #79 15,1 Earless bunnies have been found in China.
if (%Wtf == 80) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #80 15,1 Black pepper can stop the bleeding and take away the soreness of a cut.
if (%Wtf == 81) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #81 15,1 Astronauts cannot burp in space because there isn't enough gravity to separate the gasses from liquids in the stomach.
if (%Wtf == 82) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #82 15,1 An Indian man spent 18 years trying to prove he was alive after he was declared dead!
if (%Wtf == 83) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #83 15,1 There's a salon called "Ass Hair Salon" in China.
if (%Wtf == 84) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #84 15,1 The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.
if (%Wtf == 85) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #85 15,1 A study proved that staring at breasts increases heart health.
if (%Wtf == 86) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #86 15,1 Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.(Just Kidding)
if (%Wtf == 87) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #87 15,1 99% of you will read this wrong "I Got a dig bick. you that read wrong. you read that wrong too."
if (%Wtf == 88) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #88 15,1 In the next 60 seconds, 101 people will die and 261 babies will be born.
if (%Wtf == 89) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #89 15,1 16 years and 2 months is the average age at which a female in the U.S. loses her virginity.
if (%Wtf == 90) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #90 15,1 10 out of 10 people fail this test! "Do Not Read This Sentence"
if (%Wtf == 91) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #91 15,1 I've got a pet wussy. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.
if (%Wtf == 92) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #92 15,1 9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men.
if (%Wtf == 93) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #93 15,1 Based on a psychological study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in love.
if (%Wtf == 94) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #94 15,1 The clitoris is the only organ in the human body with just one purpose: PLEASURE!
if (%Wtf == 95) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #95 15,1 Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
if (%Wtf == 96) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #96 15,1 Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
if (%Wtf == 97) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #97 15,1 The smallest human penis ever recorded was roughly 1 cm long!
if (%Wtf == 98) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #98 15,1 People will be more willing to do something for you if you ask them in their right ear.
if (%Wtf == 99) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #99 15,1 80% of the time TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching
if (%Wtf == 100) msg $chan 11,1WTFact #100 15,1 Boob = The perfect word. The B = An aerial view of them. The 2 o's = A front view. The b = The side view.
}
}
here is a fast socket using the facts you have posted. I used pastebin.com to socket to as it does not go down all that often.
anyways this is just a fast mock up of a working example nothing more..
I hope this can help you in learning sockets or get a better idea about them at the lest.
as always keep coding in msl ;x
on $*:text:/^@facts$/iS:#: {
if (!$hget(f,f)) {
if ($sock(fac)) sockclose fac
sockopen fac pastebin.com 80
sockmark fac $r(1,100) msg # 11,1WTFact $chr(35)
}
}
on *:sockopen:fac: {
sockwrite -nt fac GET /RecUZJge HTTP/1.1
sockwrite -nt fac Host: $+($sock(fac).addr,$str($crlf,2))
}
on *:sockread:fac: {
var %fac | sockread %fac
if ($regex(%fac,/<div class="de\d">(.+)<\/div>/)) {
hinc -mu5 f f 1
if ($hget(f,f) = $gettok($sock(fac).mark,1,32)) {
$+($gettok($sock(fac).mark,2-,32),$hget(f,f),15,$chr(44),1) $+(",$remove($regml(1), ,"),")
sockclose fac
}
}
}
example:
<~napa182> @facts
<~Sick0> WTFact #18 "Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. "
<~napa182> @facts
<~Sick0> WTFact #34 "The human brain cannot create faces. Therefore when you dream, if you see someone you do not know, you have seen their face before. "
Faster yet:
on *:text:!*:#:{
if (!$2) || ($1 == !8ball) {
var %w $right($1,-1)
var %file $+($mircdir\text\,%w,.txt)
if ($isfile(%file)) {
msg $chan $read(%file)
}
}
}
EDIT:
@Hawkee there should be a 'delete post' option when i'm the post owner.
Also, editing "code" tag within an comment will add "br" tags and delete the "code" styling.
here is an example that i did a long time ago when i first started out doing my bot
on :text::#: {
tokenize 32 $strip($1-)
if ($1 == !norris) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\norris.txt
}
if ($1 == !Momma) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\momma.txt
}
if ($1 == !blonde) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\blonde.txt
}
if ($1 == !clowns) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\clowns.txt
}
if ($1 == !condoms) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\condoms.txt
}
if ($1 == !elevator) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\elevator.txt
}
if ($1 == !emo) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\emo.txt
}
if ($1 == !internet) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\internet.txt
}
if ($1 == !love) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\love.txt
}
if ($1 == !pc) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\pc.txt
}
if ($1 == !pickup) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\pickup.txt
}
if ($1 == !pizza) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\pizza.txt
}
if ($1 == !quotes) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\quotes.txt
}
if ($1 == !stupid) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\stupid.txt
}
if ($1 == !walmart) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\walmart.txt
}
if ($1 == !redneck) {
msg # 4,1 You might be a redneck if $read $mircdir\text\redneck.txt
}
if ($1 == !8ball) {
if (!$2) { msg $chan you must ask a question to get an answer } halt
if ($nick == Darknessfalls) && (Angelic_Desire isin $1-) && (tit isin $1-) { .msg # Yes
halt
}
else { msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\8ball.txt
}
}
}
!facts
You can change this line:
if ($+(!,Facts) == $strip($1)) {
to
if (!facts == $1) {
if you cant get it to work.