This game is fairly self explanatory. You type !rps [rounds]

[rounds] is not necessary, but if you want to play more than a single game with someone, you can do this, for example:

!rps testicles 3 NIGathan has challenged testicles to a 'first to 3' game of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'! !accept -NOTICE- You have 60 seconds to choose one of the following: 'gun dynamite nuke lightning devil dragon alien water bowl air axe scissors fire sun rock tree man woman monkey snake moon paper sponge wolf cockroach'. Syntax: /notice DUMB_BOT [!choicehere] -NOTICE to DUMB_BOT- !monkey -NOTICE- You have chosen monkey. -NOTICE- Please wait for testicles to decide what to pick. NIGathan chose monkey - testicles chose woman. Congratulations NIGathan!! Monkey flings poop at woman! Score: 1 - 0, NIGathan leading. -NOTICE- You have 60 seconds to choose one of the following: 'gun dynamite nuke lightning devil dragon alien water bowl air axe scissors fire sun rock tree man woman monkey snake moon paper sponge wolf cockroach'. Syntax: /notice DUMB_BOT [!choicehere] .....etc until someone has a total of 3 wins. You can also challenge the bot as well. If something causes an unknown error, all values will be reset and you can begin a new game, if any other type of error is triggered and causes the game to end or function improperly, you can use the /rps.reset command to manually reset all values. I wrote the original version of this script a long time ago, and recently ported it to C++, but I completely changed everything and rewrote the entire way it all worked, so I could hardly call it a port. Pleased with the C++ version, which can be found here: http://www.mediafire.com/?nyyowvttm24 (source included, str_tok.h was written by me, if you use this header please credit me in some way.), I decided to port it back from C++ to mSL using my new method. It turned out quite nicely :D And heres the chart: [](http://www.hawkee.com/profile/img/1923/) Oh I forgot to mention.. Old script: 4752 lines, new script: 200 lines. ```mirc on *:START: { hadd -m rps results.1 fire.Gun fires.rock.Gun targets rock.sun.Gun shoots at sun.scissors.Gun destroys scissors.axe.Gun chips axe.snake.Gun shoots snake.monkey.Gun shoots monkey.woman.Gun shoots woman.man.Gun shoots man.tree.Gun targets tree.cockroach.Gun shoots cockroach.wolf.Gun shoots wolf hadd -m rps results.2 gun.Dynamite outclasses gun.rock.Dynamite explodes rock.sun.Smoke caused by dynamite blots out the sun.fire.Dynamite starts fire.scissors.Dynamite explodes scissors.axe.Dynamite explodes axe.snake.Dynamite explodes snake.monkey.Dynamite explodes monkey.woman.Dynamite explodes woman.man.Dynamite explodes man.tree.Dynamite explodes tree.cockroach.Dynamite explodes cockroach hadd -m rps results.3 dynamite.Nuke outclasses dynamite.gun.Nuke outclasses gun.rock.Nuke incinerates rock.sun.Nuke has the power of the sun.fire.Radiation plus fire destroys fire.scissors.Nuke incinerates scissors.snake.Nuke incinerates snake.axe.Nuke incinerates axe.monkey.Nuke incinerates monkey.woman.Nuke incinerates woman.man.Nuke incinerates man.tree.Nuke incinerates tree hadd -m rps results.4 nuke.Lightning difuses nuke.dynamite.Lighting ignites dynamite.gun.Lightning melts gun.rock.Lightning splits rock.sun.Lightning lives in storms which block the sun.fire.Lightning starts fire.scissors.Lightning melts scissors.axe.Lightning melts axe.snake.Lightning strikes snake.monkey.Lightning strikes monkey.woman.Lightning strikes woman.man.Lightning strikes man hadd -m rps results.5 lightning.Devil casts lightning.nuke.Devil inspires nuke.dynamite.Devil inspires dynamite.gun.Devil inspires gun.rock.Devil hurls rock.sun.Devil curses sun.fire.Devil breathes fire.scissors.Devil is immune to scissors.axe.Devil is immune to axe.snake.Devil eats snake.monkey.Devil enrages monkey.woman.Devil tempts woman. hadd -m rps results.6 devil.Dragon commands devil.lightning.Dragon breathes lightning.nuke.Dragon lived before nukes.dynamite.Dragon flosses with dynamite.gun.Dragon is immune to guns.rock.Dragon rests upon rock.sun.Dragon blots out sun.fire.Dragon breathes fire.scissors.Dragon is immune to scissors.axe.Dragon is immune to axe.snake.Dragon spawns snake.monkey.Dragon chars monkey hadd -m rps results.7 dragon.Alien vaporizes dragon.devil.Aliens are non-believers of the devil.lightning.Alien shoots lightning.nuke.Alien defuses nuke.dynamite.Alien defuses dynamite.gun.Alien force-fields gun.rock.Alien vaporizes rock.sun.Alien destroys sun.fire.Alien fuses fire.scissors.Alien force-fields scissors.axe.Alien force-fields axe.snake.Alien mutates snake hadd -m rps results.8 alien.Water is toxic to alien.dragon.Water drowns dragon.devil.Water blesses devil.lightning.Water conducts lightning.nuke.Water short-circuits nuke.dynamite.Water douses dynamite.gun.Water rusts gun.rock.Water erodes rock.sun.Water reflects sun.fire.Water puts out fire.scissors.Water rusts scissors.axe.Water rusts axe hadd -m rps results.9 water.Bowl contains water.alien.Bowl shapes craft of alien.dragon.Bowl drowns dragon.devil.Bowl blesses devil.lightning.Bowl focuses lightning.nuke.Bowl encases core of nuke.dynamite.Bowl splashes dynamite.gun.Bowl splashes gun.rock.Bowl was once made of rock.sun.Bowl focuses sun.fire.Bowl snuffs out fire.scissors.Bowl covers scissors hadd -m rps results.10 bowl.Air tips over bowl.water.Air evaporates water.alien.Air chokes alien.dragon.Air freezes dragon.devil.Air chokes devil.lightning.Air creates lightning.nuke.Air blows astray nuke.dynamite.Air blows out dynamite.gun.Air tarnishes gun.rock.Air erodes rock.sun.Air cools heat of sun.fire.Air blows out fire hadd -m rps results.11 snake.Axe chops snake.monkey.Axe cleaves monkey.man.Axe cleaves man.woman.Axe cleaves woman.tree.Axe chops down tree.cockroach.Axe chops cockroach.wolf.Axe cleaves wolf.sponge.Axe chops sponge.paper.Axe slices paper.moon.Axe reflects moon.air.Axe flies through air.bowl.Axe chops bowl hadd -m rps results.12 axe.Scissors are sharper than axe.snake.Scissors stab snake.monkey.Scissors stab monkey.woman.Scissors cut woman's hair.man.Scissors cut man's hair.tree.Scissors carve tree.cockroach.Scissors stab cockroach.wolf.Scissors cut wolf's hair.sponge.Scissors cut up sponge.paper.Scissors cut paper.moon.Scissors reflect moon.air.Scissors swish through air hadd -m rps results.13 scissors.Fire melts scissors.axe.Fire forges axe.snake.Fire burns snake.monkey.Fire burns monkey.woman.Fire burns woman.man.Fire burns man.tree.Fire burns down tree.cockroach.Fire burns cockroach.wolf.Fire burns wolf.sponge.Fire burns sponge.paper.Fire burns paper.moon.Fire campfire by moonlight hadd -m rps results.14 fire.Sun is made of fire.scissors.Sun melts scissors.axe.Sun melts axe.snake.Sun warms snake.monkey.Sun warms monkey.woman.Sun warms woman.man.Sun warms man.tree.Sun feeds tree.cockroach.Sun warms cockroach.wolf.Sun warms wolf.sponge.Sun dries up sponge.paper.Sun shines through paper hadd -m rps results.15 sun.Rock shades sun.fire.Rock pounds out fire.scissors.Rock smashes scissors.axe.Rock chips axe.snake.Rock crushes snake.monkey.Rock crushes monkey.woman.Rock crushes woman.man.Rock crushes man.tree.Rock blocks tree roots.cockroach.Rock squishes cockroach.wolf.Rock crushes wolf.sponge.Rock crushes sponge hadd -m rps results.16 cockroach.Tree shelters cockroach.wolf.Tree shelters wolf.sponge.Tree outlives sponge.paper.Tree creates paper.moon.Tree blocks moon.air.Tree produces air.bowl.Tree wood creates bowl.water.Tree drinks water.alien.Tree ensnares alien ship.dragon.Tree shelters dragon.devil.Tree imprisons devil.lightning.Tree attracts lightning hadd -m rps results.17 tree.Man plants tree.cockroach.Man steps on cockroach.wolf.Man tames wolf.sponge.Man cleans with sponge.paper.Man writes paper.moon.Man travels to moon.air.Man breathes air.bowl.Man eats from bowl.water.Man drinks water.alien.Man disproves alien.dragon.Man slays dragon.devil.Man exorcises devil hadd -m rps results.18 man.Woman tempts man.tree.Woman plants tree.cockroach.Woman steps on cockroach.wolf.Woman tames wolf.sponge.Woman cleans with sponge.paper.Woman writes paper.moon.Woman aligns with moon.air.Woman breaths air.bowl.Woman eats from bowl.water.Woman drinks water.alien.Woman disproves alien.dragon.Woman subdues dragon hadd -m rps results.19 woman.Monkey flings poop at woman.man.Monkey flings poop at man.tree.Monkey lives in tree.cockroach.Monkey eats cockroach.wolf.Monkey enrages wolf.sponge.Monkey rips up sponge.paper.Monkey rips up paper.moon.Monkey screeches at moon.air.Monkey breaths air.bowl.Monkey smashes bowl.water.Monkey drinks water.alien.Monkey infuriates alien hadd -m rps results.20 monkey.Snake bites monkey.woman.Snake bites woman.man.Snake bites man.tree.Snake lives in tree.cockroach.Snake eats cockroach.wolf.Snake bites wolf.sponge.Snake swallows sponge.paper.Snake nests in paper.moon.Snake nocturnal with moon.air.Snake breathes air.bowl.Snake sleeps in bowl.water.Snake drinks water hadd -m rps results.21 air.Moon has no air.bowl.Moon shaped like bowl.water.Moon has no water.alien.Moon houses alien.dragon.Moon shines on dragon.devil.Moon terrifies devil.lightning.Moon is far above lightning.nuke.Moon is too far for nuke.dynamite.Moon suffocates dynamite.gun.Moonshine gunfight.rock.Moon shines on rock.sun.Moon eclipses sun hadd -m rps results.22 moon.Paper uses its magic paperness to block out the moon.air.Paper fans air.bowl.Paper mache bowl.water.Paper floats on water.alien.Paper disproves alien.dragon.Paper rebukes dragon.devil.Paper rebukes devil.lightning.Paper defines lightning.nuke.Paper defines nuke.dynamite.Paper encases dynamite.gun.Paper outlaws gun.rock.Paper covers rock hadd -m rps results.23 paper.Sponge soaks paper.moon.Sponge looks like moon.air.Sponge uses air pockets.bowl.Sponge cleans bowl.water.Sponge absorbs water.alien.Sponge intrigues alien.dragon.Sponge cleanses dragon.devil.Sponge cleanses devil.lightning.Sponge conducts lightning.nuke.Sponge cleans nuke.dynamite.Sponge soaks dynamite.gun.Sponge cleans gun hadd -m rps results.24 sponge.Wolf chews up sponge.paper.Wolf chews up paper.moon.Wolf howls at moon.air.Wolf breaths air.bowl.Wolf drinks from bowl.water.Wolf drinks water.alien.Wolf chases alien.dragon.Wolf outruns dragon.devil.Wolf bites heiny of devil.lightning.Wolf outruns lightning.nuke."Wolf-2" launches nuke.dynamite.Wolf outruns dynamite hadd -m rps results.25 wolf.Cockroach sleeps in fur of wolf.sponge.Cockroach nests in sponge.paper.Cockroach nests between papers.moon.Cockroach nocturnal with moon.air.Cockroach breaths air.bowl.Cockroach hides under bowl.water.Cockroach drinks water.alien.Cockroach stows away with alien.dragon.Cockroach eats eggs of dragon.devil.Cockroach makes men devils.lightning.Cockroach hides from lightning.nuke.Cockroach survives nuke hadd -m rps opts gun dynamite nuke lightning devil dragon alien water bowl air axe scissors fire sun rock tree man woman monkey snake moon paper sponge wolf cockroach } on *:UNLOAD:hfree rps on *:EXIT:hfree rps on *:TEXT:*:#: { tokenize 32 $strip($1-) if ((!$istok(!accept.!decline,$1,46)) && (($len($1) != 4) || (R !isin $1) || (P !isin $1) || (S !isin $1))) && (!$istok($hget(rps,opts),$right($1,-1),32)) && (!* !iswm $1) halt rps.in $1- if ($len($1) == 4) && (R isin $1) && (P isin $1) && (S isin $1) rps.challenge $2 $iif($3 > 1,$3) if ($1 == !ACCEPT) rps.accept if ($1 == !DECLINE) rps.decline } on ^*:NOTICE:*:?: { tokenize 32 $strip($1-) rps.in $1- if ($nick == $hget(rps,ONE)) { var %x one | hadd -m rps one.opt $iif(!* iswm $1,$right($1,-1),$1) } if ($nick == $hget(rps,TWO)) { var %x two | hadd -m rps two.opt $iif(!* iswm $1,$right($1,-1),$1) } .timer.rps. $+ %x $+ * off .notice $hget(rps,%x) You have chosen $+($iif(!* iswm $1,$right($1,-1),$1),.) if (!$hget(rps,$remove(onetwo.opt,%x))) .notice $hget(rps,%x) Please wait for $hget(rps,$remove(onetwo,%x)) to decide what to pick. else rps.send.result echo -a $hget(rps,%x) has made their decision haltdef halt } alias -l sqt return $+(',$1,') alias -l rps.in { if ($event == TEXT) { if ($len($1) == 4) && (R isin $1) && (P isin $1) && (S isin $1) { if ($hget(rps,progress)) rps.out msg in_prog if (!$2) rps.out msg no_nick if ($2 == $nick) rps.out msg nick_collision if ($2 !ison $chan) rps.out msg nick_not_on_chan $2 if ($3) && ($3 !isnum 1-10) rps.out msg high_rounds } if ($istok($hget(rps,opts),$right($1,-1),32)) && ($hget(rps,progress)) rps.out msg syntax if ($istok(!accept.!decline,$1,46)) && ($hget(rps,progress) == 2) rps.out msg in_prog if ($istok(!accept.!decline,$1,46)) && ((!$hget(rps,progress)) || ($hget(rps,TWO) != $nick)) rps.out msg non_prog if ($istok(!accept.!decline,$1,46)) && ($hget(rps,progress) == 1) && ($hget(rps,chan) != $chan) rps.out msg invalid_chan } else if ($event == NOTICE) { if (!$istok($hget(rps,ONE) $hget(rps,TWO),$nick,32)) || ($hget(rps,progress) != 2) halt if (!$istok($hget(rps,opts),$iif(!* iswm $1,$right($1,-1),$1),32)) rps.out notice syntax $iif(!* iswm $1,$right($1,-1),$1) } } alias -l rps.out { if (!$istok(msg.notice,$1,46)) return var %rps.out.msg nick_not_on_chan nick_collision in_prog syntax non_prog no_nick unknown invalid_chan high_rounds var %rps.out.notice syntax unknown if (!$istok($($+(%,rps.out.,$1),2),$2,32)) return var %rps.out.msg.nick_not_on_chan $sqt($3) is not currently on the channel, $+($nick,.) var %rps.out.msg.nick_collision You cannot play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' with yourself, $+($nick,.) var %rps.out.msg.in_prog Please be Patient, $+($nick,.) There is already a game of rock paper scissors in progress. var %rps.out.msg.non_prog You we're not challenged to a game of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. To challenge someone, type: !RPS [nicktochallenge] var %rps.out.msg.syntax $+($nick,:) Correct Syntax is: '/notice $me [!choicehere]' It wouldn't be a bad idea to change your choice now. var %rps.out.msg.no_nick Who would you like to challenge, $+($nick,?) var %rps.out.msg.invalid_chan $+($nick,:) You were challenged from a different channel, please see $hget(rps,chan) var %rps.out.msg.high_rounds Please choose an amount of rounds no greater than 10, and atleast 1. var %rps.out.msg.unknown An unknown error has occured with RPS, please try again. $iif($3-,$qt($v1)) var %rps.out.notice.syntax $sqt($3) is not a valid request, choose one of the following: $qt($hget(rps,opts)) $1 $iif($1 == msg,$chan,$nick) $($+(%,rps.out.,$1,.,$2),2) if ($2 == unknown) rps.reset halt } alias -l rps.challenge { if ($hget(rps,progress)) rps.out msg unknown rps.challenge was triggered and RPS seems to already be in progress hadd -m rps progress 1 hadd -m rps ONE $nick hadd -m rps TWO $nick($chan,$nick($chan,$1)) hadd -m rps chan $chan if ($2) { hadd -m rps rounds $2 | hadd -m rps one.wins 0 | hadd -m rps two.wins 0 } msg $chan $nick has challenged $iif($1 == $me,me,$1) to a $iif($2,$sqt(first to $v1))) game of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'! if ($1 != $me) { .notice $1 You have been challenged, by $+($nick,$chr(44)) to a game of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' in $+($chan,.) Type: $sqt(!accept or !decline) | .timer.rps.chal 1 60 rps.timeout 1 } else { hinc rps progress .notice $hget(rps,ONE) You have 60 seconds to choose one of the following: $+($sqt($hget(rps,opts)),.) Syntax: /notice $me [!choicehere] .timer.rps.one.timeout 1 40 .notice $hget(rps,ONE) 20 seconds left. .timer.rps.one.ftimeout 1 60 rps.timeout 2 one hadd -m rps two.opt $gettok($hget(rps,opts),$rand(1,$numtok($hget(rps,opts),32)),32) } } alias -l rps.rematch { if ($hget(rps,progress) != 2) rps.out msg unknown rps.challenge was triggered but RPS doesn't seem to be ready hdel rps one.opt hdel rps two.opt if ($hget(rps,TWO) != $me) { .notice $hget(rps,ONE) You have 60 seconds to choose one of the following: $+($sqt($hget(rps,opts)),.) Syntax: /notice $me [!choicehere] .notice $hget(rps,TWO) You have 60 seconds to choose one of the following: $+($sqt($hget(rps,opts)),.) Syntax: /notice $me [!choicehere] .timer.rps.one.timeout 1 40 .notice $hget(rps,ONE) 20 seconds left. .timer.rps.two.timeout 1 40 .notice $hget(rps,TWO) 20 seconds left. .timer.rps.one.ftimeout 1 60 rps.timeout 2 one .timer.rps.two.ftimeout 1 60 rps.timeout 2 two } else { .notice $hget(rps,ONE) You have 60 seconds to choose one of the following: $+($sqt($hget(rps,opts)),.) Syntax: /notice $me [!choicehere] .timer.rps.one.timeout 1 40 .notice $hget(rps,ONE) 20 seconds left. .timer.rps.one.ftimeout 1 60 rps.timeout 2 one hadd -m rps two.opt $gettok($hget(rps,opts),$rand(1,$numtok($hget(rps,opts),32)),32) } } alias -l rps.accept { if ($hget(rps,progress) != 1) rps.out msg unknown rps.accept was triggered and RPS is not in challenge mode if ($hget(rps,TWO) == $me) rps.out msg unknown rps.accept was triggered during a bot play scenario hinc rps progress .timer.rps.chal off .notice $hget(rps,ONE) You have 60 seconds to choose one of the following: $+($sqt($hget(rps,opts)),.) Syntax: /notice $me [!choicehere] .notice $hget(rps,TWO) You have 60 seconds to choose one of the following: $+($sqt($hget(rps,opts)),.) Syntax: /notice $me [!choicehere] .timer.rps.one.timeout 1 40 .notice $hget(rps,ONE) 20 seconds left. .timer.rps.two.timeout 1 40 .notice $hget(rps,TWO) 20 seconds left. .timer.rps.one.ftimeout 1 60 rps.timeout 2 one .timer.rps.two.ftimeout 1 60 rps.timeout 2 two } alias -l rps.decline { if ($hget(rps,progress) != 1) rps.out msg unknown rps.decline was triggered and RPS is not in challenge mode if ($hget(rps,TWO) == $me) rps.out msg unknown rps.decline was triggered during a bot play scenario msg $chan $nick has declined $+($hget(rps,ONE),'s) 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' challenge. rps.reset } alias -l rps.timeout { if ($1 == 1) { msg $hget(rps,chan) $+($hget(rps,ONE),:) $hget(rps,TWO) doesn't appear to be here right now. Try challenging them later, or challenge someone else. | rps.reset } if ($1 == 2) { msg $hget(rps,chan) You took far too long, $+($hget(rps,$2),.) if (!$hget(rps,$remove(onetwo.opt,$2))) msg $hget(rps,chan) You took far too long, $+($hget(rps,$remove(onetwo,$2)),.) rps.send.result } } alias -l rps.win { if ($1 == $2) return 3 if (!$1) return two if (!$2) return one if ($istok($hget(rps,$+(results.,$findtok($hget(rps,opts),$1,1,32))),$2,46)) return one else return two } alias -l rps.result { var %i $rps.win($1,$2) if (!$1) || (!$2) return if (%i == one) { var %r $hget(rps,$+(results.,$findtok($hget(rps,opts),$1,1,32))) return $gettok(%r,$calc($findtok(%r,$2,1,46) +1),46) } if (%i == two) { var %r $hget(rps,$+(results.,$findtok($hget(rps,opts),$2,1,32))) return $gettok(%r,$calc($findtok(%r,$1,1,46) +1),46) } } alias -l rps.send.result { if ($hget(rps,one.opt)) && ($hget(rps,two.opt)) msg $hget(rps,chan) $hget(rps,ONE) chose $hget(rps,one.opt) - $hget(rps,TWO) chose $+($hget(rps,two.opt),.) if ($rps.win($hget(rps,one.opt),$hget(rps,two.opt)) == 3) { msg $hget(rps,chan) This game ends in a draw! We all know, here in $+($hget(rps,chan),$chr(44)) there are no losers. if ($hget(rps,rounds)) msg $hget(rps,chan) Score: $hget(rps,one.wins) - $hget(rps,two.wins) $+ $iif($hget(rps,one.wins) != $hget(rps,two.wins),$iif($hget(rps,one.wins) > $hget(rps,two.wins),$chr(44) $hget(rps,ONE) $iif($hget(rps,one.wins) >= $hget(rps,rounds),wins!,leading.),$chr(44) $hget(rps,TWO) $iif($hget(rps,two.wins) >= $hget(rps,rounds),wins!,leading.))) } else { if ($hget(rps,$rps.win($hget(rps,one.opt),$hget(rps,two.opt))) == $me) msg $hget(rps,chan) Sorry $+($hget(rps,$remove(ONETWO,$rps.win($hget(rps,one.opt),$hget(rps,two.opt)))),$chr(44)) $iif($rps.result($hget(rps,one.opt),$hget(rps,two.opt)),$+($v1,!)) else msg $hget(rps,chan) Congratulations $+($hget(rps,$rps.win($hget(rps,one.opt),$hget(rps,two.opt))),!!) $iif($rps.result($hget(rps,one.opt),$hget(rps,two.opt)),$+($v1,!)) if ($hget(rps,rounds)) { hinc rps $+($rps.win($hget(rps,one.opt),$hget(rps,two.opt)),.wins) msg $hget(rps,chan) Score: $hget(rps,one.wins) - $hget(rps,two.wins) $+ $iif($hget(rps,one.wins) != $hget(rps,two.wins),$iif($hget(rps,one.wins) > $hget(rps,two.wins),$chr(44) $hget(rps,ONE) $iif($hget(rps,one.wins) >= $hget(rps,rounds),wins!,leading.),$chr(44) $hget(rps,TWO) $iif($hget(rps,two.wins) >= $hget(rps,rounds),wins!,leading.))) } } if ($calc($hget(rps,rounds) - $hget(rps,one.wins)) < 1) || ($calc($hget(rps,rounds) - $hget(rps,two.wins)) < 1) { echo -ag No more rounds. | rps.reset } else rps.rematch } alias rps.reset { hdel rps progress hdel -w rps ONE* hdel -w rps TWO* hdel rps chan hdel rps rounds .timer.rps.* off } ```