You started with those difficult ones!? I prefer to start with with:

 alias hi { echo hello } 

It may come handy in some cases, you know.

You can use $1 to refer to the trigger hello:

on 1:TEXT:Hello:#: /msg $chan $1 to you, too!

As basic and classic as it seems, it's also susceptible to trigger flood attack, and its limitation is confined to one word "Hello." Not to mention it may or may not be triggered if someone else uses a custom script with control codes added, while your mIRC is not set to strip out incoming messages.

I actually congratulate this effort. I remember I, like many others, started with the classic:

on 1:TEXT:Hello:#channel: msg $chan Hello to you, too!

Or some such, complete with the error of using 1 rather than , #channel rather than , and no wildcard after Hello. Also, it is completely useless, too.

Everyone has to start somewhere.

This is somewhat of a useless alias, as you can just say $serverip instead of having to make bunch of information that is pointless, such as the mIRC version your using, when you only want to findout the server's IP.

so comment on the ones u enjoy seeing rather than wasting your time being pissy with ones you say are "stupid"

Sorry... but i see so stupid snippets and i am getting angry? maybe?

ProIcons, you can use a while loop with $gettok for this so you don't need to reiterate the /echo numerous times.

And please don't get jumpy at other people's thread, as there are newbies who've just started learning MSL. Be courteous and respectful.

Prolcons: harsh much?

k.

Well why always you guys put this fucking annoying aliases that in the matter effect they does completely NOTHING?

You can SIMPLY RTFM

and the meaning of the Shortcut RTFM is : READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

 alias getthemall { 
  echo -s Nickname: $me ( $+ $mnick $+ ) 
  echo -s Anternate Nickname: $anick 
  echo -s Email Address: $emailaddr 
  echo -s Fullname: $fullname 
  echo -s IP Address: $ip 
  echo -s IRC Network: $network 
  echo -s IRC Server IP: $serverip 
  echo -s IRC Server Port: $port 
  echo -s IRC Server: $server 
  echo -s You are: $status 
  echo -s mIRC Version $version 
  echo -s Time-Date $time(HH:nn:ss dd/mm/yyyy) [. $fulldate .] 
  echo -s Guess What? Today is $day The Day you used the script you dummy
  echo -s Timezone: $timezone
  echo -s Currently Uptime: $uptime
  echo -s Online Time: $online
  echo -s Active Window: $active [. $activewid .]
  echo -s Querys: $query(0)
  echo -s Channels Open: $chan(0)
  echo -s 1+2+4/4*3-52 = $calc(1+2+4/4*3-52) <=> | $+ $abs($calc(1+2+4/4*3-52)) $+ |
  echo -s This is a Text /\ $lower(This is a Text) /\ $upper(This is a Text)
  echo -s $rand(0,9999) is A randomly number from 0 to 9999
  echo -s You Want More? then type /help Identifiers /\ AND RTFM PLEASE
  return $crlf
}

SO Please STOP MAKING THIS Kind of snippets, waste size of the mysql of hawkee.. jesus :/