hit !deal and bot shall deal a complete random hand.
if you want more cards per hand just change the line

var %cards 5

to .. whatever.

on *:text:!deal*:#:{ dealcards $chan }
alias dealcards {
  var %figures A,K,Q,J
  var %faces ♥,♦,♣,♠
  var %numbers 8
  var %cards 5
  ;figure-to-face rate = if random from 1 till %figtofacemax is bigger than %figtofacelim
  ;then it's a figure, otherwise it's a number
  var %figtofacelim 1
  var %figtofacemax 2
  while (%cards) {
    var %number $rand(2,%numbers)

    var %x $numtok(%figures,44)
    var %fig-rand $rand(1,%x)
    var %figure $gettok(%figures,%fig-rand,44)

    var %x $numtok(%faces,44)
    var %face-rand $rand(1,%x)
    var %face $gettok(%faces,%face-rand,44)

    ;figure-or-number rate
    var %y $rand(1,%figtofacemax)
    if (%y > %figtofacelim) set %hand %hand $+(%figure,%face)
    else set %hand %hand $+(%number,%face)

    dec %cards
  }
  msg $iif($1,$1,$active) dealt hand: %hand
  unset %hand
}