THESE CAN BE VERY VERY OFFENSIVE MANY OF THEM CAN SO THINK ABOUT THE OTHER USERS OF COURSE IF ITS NOT YOUR CHANNEL, SITE, OR WHATEVER
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COMMANDS ARE: AND THEY ALL HAVE 4-5 DIFFERENT OUTCOMES OR ANSWERS
!stick
!stick Will Stick Yourself
!Pisson
!Pisson Will Pisson Yourself
!Steal
!Steal Will Steal From Yourself
!Bite
!Bite Will Bite Yourslf
!Hug
!Hug Will Hug Yourself
!Kiss
!Kiss Will Kiss Yourself
!Shoot
!shoot Whill Shoot Yourself
!Stab
!Stab Will Stab Yourself
!Magic <nick
!Magic Will Magic Yourself
!Fuck
!Fuck Will Fuck yourself
!SelfKill
!SelfKill Will Kill Yourself
!Damage
!Damge Will Calculate Your Damage
!FireCracker
!FireCracker Will FireCracker Yourself
!Cool
!Cool Will Calculate Your Coolness
!Sex
!Sex Will Sex Yourself
!Hump
!Hump Will Hump Yourself
!Love
!Love Will Love Yourself
!Crunk
!Crunk Will Measure How Crunk You Are
!Calm A Message Saying Calm Down In Cool Colors
!Marry
!Divorce
!Reason Says Why The People Being Married Shouldn't
!Yes Says Yes To A Marraige Towards yourself.

That's All Of Them I Hope You Enjoy. Need Help Just Ask.

on *:TEXT:*:#:{
  /set %stick $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Stick) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%stick == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15ently pokes both of $nick eyes out with a stick. }
      if (%stick == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15alks Up To $nick And Frantically Stabs Him In The Eye With A Stick }
      if (%stick == 3) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Are Retarded You Know That Right? , $nick? Lol Oh Well Pokes $nick And Never Stops. }
      if (%stick == 4) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o I Will Not $nick, Runs To $nick And Pokes There Eyes Out, Turns And Winks At Everyone. }
    }
    else {
      if (%stick == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15ently pokes both of $2's eyes out with a stick. }
      if (%stick == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15alks Up To $2 And Frantically Stabs Him In The Eye With A Stick }
      if (%stick == 3) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Are Retarded You Know That Right? , $2? Lol Oh Well Pokes $2 And Never Stops. }
      if (%stick == 4) { msg $chan 2 [O]15k, Runs To $2 And Pokes There Eyes Out, Turns And Winks At Everyone. }
    }
  }
  /set %Pisson $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Pisson) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Pisson == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $nick And Pisses All Over Them While They Sleep. }
      if (%Pisson == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15iya $nick ,God Asked Me To Piss On ya So Sorry, Pisses On $nick . }
      if (%Pisson == 3) { msg $chan 2 [O]15MG I Missed Thats A First You Got Lucky $nick You Got Away. }
      if (%Pisson == 4) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o $nick , Oh Well Begins To Piss On $nick . }
    }
    else {
      if (%Pisson == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $2 And Pisses All Over Them While They Sleep. }
      if (%Pisson == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15iya $2 , $nick Asked Me To Piss On ya So Sorry, Pisses On $2 . }
      if (%Pisson == 3) { msg $chan 2 [O]15MG I Missed Thats A First You Got Lucky $2 You Got Away. }
      if (%Pisson == 4) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o $nick $2 Is Cool Begins To Piss On $nick . }
    }
  }
  /set %steal $rand(1,5)
  if ($1 == !Steal) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Steal == 1) { msg $chan 2 -[Y]15awns While $nick Steals $9370974972 From $2 While They Cry. }
      if (%steal == 2) { msg $chan 2 [S]15teals $nick's Hard Earned Money From Gods My Hoe On Da Corner. }
      if (%Stael == 3) { msg $chan 2 [S]15neaks Alota Money By $nick While they Are Asleep. }
      if (%Steal == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]15pits In $nick's Face As God Gets Away With His Cash. }
      if (%Steal == 5) { msg $chan 2 $nick 15[G]ets Caught Stealing From Himself And Is Thrown In Jail. }
    }
    else {
      if (%Steal == 1) { msg $chan 2 -[Y]15awns While $nick Steals $9370974972 From $2 While They Cry. }
      if (%steal == 2) { msg $chan 2 [S]15teals $2's Hard Earned Money From Being My Hoe On Da Corner. }
      if (%Stael == 3) { msg $chan 2 [S]15neaks Alota Money By $2 While they Are Asleep. }
      if (%Steal == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]15pits In $2's Face As $nick Gets Away With The Cash. }
      if (%Steal == 5) { msg $chan 2 $nick 15[G]ets Caught Stealing And Is Thrown In Jail. }
    }
  }
  /set %Bite $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Bite) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Bite == 1) { msg $chan 2 [R]15uns Over To $nick And Bites Really Really Really Hard And $nick Starts To Bleed. }
      if (%Bite == 2) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $nick And Sneaks Behind Them And Swiftly Chomps On There Skin As Hard As I Can. }
      if (%Bite == 3) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o $nick Your Not My Boss 2[Aaron] 15 is Runs And Bites $nick Hardly. }
      if (%Bite == 4) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15es Sir You're Wish Is My Commands Looks At $Nick And Bites Them On The Hand. }
    }
    else {
      if (%Bite == 1) { msg $chan 2 [R]15uns Over To $2 And Bites Really Really Really Hard And $2 Starts To Bleed. }
      if (%Bite == 2) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $2 And Sneaks Behind Them And Swiftly Chomps On There Skin As Hard As I Can. }
      if (%Bite == 3) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o $2 Your Not My Boss 4[Aaron] 15 is Runs And Bites $2 Hardly. }
      if (%Bite == 4) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15es Sir You're Wish Is My Commands Looks At $2 And Bites Them On The Hand. }
    }
  }
  /set %Hug $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Hug) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Hug == 1) { msg $chan 2 [R]15uns To $Nick, God Asked Me To Hug You Soooooo, -Hugs  $nick. }
      if (%Hug == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15mm Ima Be Nice And Hug Them Walks And Hugs $nick Really Tight To Sufficate Them. }
      if (%Hug == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ok Walks To $nick And Gently Hugs Them, And Smiles As I Walk Away. }
      if (%Hug == 4) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ell No Do It Yourself Im Busy With Some Stuff, Grrr -Hugs $nick -  Lol. }
    }
    else {
      if (%Hug == 1) { msg $chan 2 [R]15uns To $2 God Asked Me To Hug You Soooooo, -Hugs $2-. }
      if (%Hug == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15mm Ima Be Nice And Hug Them Walks And Hugs $2 Really Tight To Sufficate Them. }
      if (%Hug == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ok Walks To $2 And Gently Hugs Them, And Smiles As I Walk Away. }
      if (%Hug == 4) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ell No Do It Yourself Im Busy With Some Stuff, ZzZzZzZzZzZ Lol. }
    }  
  }
  /set %Kiss $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Kiss) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Kiss == 1) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ey $nick Just To Let You Know, You Aresnt Really Able To Kiss Yourself. }
      if (%Kiss == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15hats Sup $nick God Asked Me To Kiss You But I Am Not Going To Sorry $nick. }
      if (%Kiss == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $nick And Himself Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G Lol. }
      if (%Kiss == 4) { msg $chan 2 [L]15ol You Like Yourself Or Something? Well I Dont So No, Walks Away. }
    }
    else {
      if (%Kiss == 1) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ey $2 Just To Let You Know $nick Wants To Kiss You Shhhh I Didnt Tell Ya. }
      if (%Kiss == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15hats Sup $2 $nick Asked Me To Kiss You But I Am Not Going To Sorry $nick. }
      if (%Kiss == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $nick And $2 Sitting In A Tree K_I_S_S_I_N_G Lol. }
      if (%Kiss == 4) { msg $chan 2 [L]15ol You Like $2 Or Something? Well I DOnt So No, Walks Away. }
    }
  }
  /set %Shoot $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Shoot) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Shoot == 1) { msg $chan 2 [P]15icks Up A Rifle And Shoots Himself Right In The Head, Got'em. }
      if (%Shoot == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ok, Shoots Myself In The Stomach Twenty Times. }
      if (%Shoot == 3) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o Your Not My Boss, And Your Way To Cool , People Would Cry If I Did? }
      if (%Shoot == 4) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs Rocket Launcher And Fires Off A Few Rounds Straight Up So Theyll COme Land On Him BOOM. }
    }
    else {
      if (%Shoot == 1) { msg $chan 2 [P]15icks Up A Rifle And Shoots $2 Right In The Head, Got'em. }
      if (%Shoot == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ok, Shoots $2 In The Stomach Twenty Times. }
      if (%Shoot == 3) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o Your Not My Boss, And $2 Is Way To Cool , Shoots $nick Now What Ya Got To Say? }
      if (%Shoot == 4) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs Rocket Launcher And Fires Off A Few Rounds At $2  . }
    }
  }

  /set %fuck $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Fuck) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%fuck == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15uCk YoU $2- , Fuck You. } 
      if (%fuck == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ey $2- Go Fuck Yourself. }
      if (%fuck == 3) { msg $chan 2 [F]15UCK YOU $2 . }
      if (%fuck == 4) { msg $chan 2 [G]15O FUCK YOURSELF $2 . }
    }
    else {
      if (%fuck == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15uck You $nick Fuck You. } 
      if (%fuck == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ey $Nick Go Fuck Yourself. }
      if (%fuck == 3) { msg $chan 2 [F]15UCK YOU $nick . }
      if (%fuck == 4) { msg $chan 2 [G]15O FUCK YOURSELF $nick . }
    }
  }  
  /set %Stab $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Stab) { 
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) { 
      if (%Stab == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $nick And Stabs Them 20 Times Before They Shutup Yellin For Their Mommy To Save Them. }
      if (%Stab == 2) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o Ty $nick I Am Very Very Very Busy 9,1ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ 15To Do It Yourself Type !SelfKill <nick> }
      if (%Stab == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Fine, Picks Up A Machete And Cuts A 15,1Z 11,1 Into $2's Shirt Oh Yea. }
      if (%Stab == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]15tabs $2's Hands Into A Wall And Tells Them To Try And Fight Back, Watches Them Try As They Kick And Scream. }
    }
    else {
      if (%Stab == 1) { msg $chan 2 $2 [S]15tabs Himself 20 Times Before He Shutup Yellin For Their Mommy To Save Them. }
      if (%Stab == 2) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o Ty $nick I Am Very Very Very Busy 9,1ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ 15.......  }
      if (%Stab == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Fine, Picks Up A Machete And Cuts A 2[Z] 15Into $nick Shirt Oh Yea. }
      if (%Stab == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]15tabs $Nick Hands Into A Wall And Tells Them To Try And Fight Back, Watches Them Try As They Kick And Scream. }
    }
  }
  /set %Magic $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Magic) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {  
      if (%Magic == 1) { msg $chan 2 [T]15urns $2 Into A Small Frog And Watches It Hop Around, pssssss Hey Type !firecracker }
      if (%Magic == 2) { msg $chan 2 [T]15urns $2 Into A A Piece Of Ice And Throws Into The Sewers. Disgusting. }
      if (%Magic == 3) { msg $chan 2 [M]15agic BackFires!!!!!!!!! $nick Gets Turned Into A Dog. }
      if (%Magic == 4) { msg $chan 2 [M]15agically Turns $nick Into A Pig Oink Oink.  }
    }
    else {
      if (%Magic == 1) { msg $chan 2 [T]15urns Himself Into A Small Frog And Watches It Hop Around, pssssss Hey Type !firecracker <nick> }
      if (%Magic == 2) { msg $chan 2 [T]15urns Themself Into A Piece Of Ice And Throws Into The Sewers. Disgusting. }
      if (%Magic == 3) { msg $chan 2 [M]15agic BackFires!!!!!!!!! $nick Gets Turned Into A Dog. }
      if (%Magic == 4) { msg $chan 2 [M]15agically Turns $nick Into A Pig Oink Oink.  }
    } 
  }
  /set %SelfKill $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !SelfKill) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%SelfKill == 1) { msg $chan 2 [I]15 Never Said It Ment YOU would KILL THEM YOURSELF It Means Youll Kill Yourself $nick Kills Himself. }
      if (%SelfKill == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [G]15rabs A Knife And Kills $2 What Now Fool!?!?!?!?! }
      if (%SelfKill == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [T]15hrows A Bomb On $2 HAHAHAHA You Just Got Blasted The Fuck Up. }
      if (%SelfKill == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [G]15rabs A Gun And Shoots $2 Haha You Just Got SHot The Fuck Up. }
    }
    else {
      if (%SelfKill == 1) { msg $chan 2 [I]15 Never Said It Ment YOU would KILL THEM YOURSELF It Means Youll Kill Yourself $nick Kills Himself. }
      if (%SelfKill == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [G]15rabs A Knife And Kills Himself As I Stare.!?!?!?!?! }
      if (%SelfKill == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [T]15hrows A Bomb On Himself HAHAHAHA I Just Got Blasted The Fuck Up. }
      if (%SelfKill == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [G]15rabs A Gun And Shoots Himself Haha I Just Got Shot The Fuck Up. }
    }
  }
  /set %ThrowBack $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !ThrowBack) {
    if (%ThrowBack == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs The Grenade And Before They Throw It, It Explodes In There Hand........Ouch. }
    if (%Throwback == 2) { msg $chan 2 [S]15natches Up The Grenade And Chunks It To $2 And Watches It Explodes In There Face. }
    if (%ThrowBack == 3) { msg $chan 2 [T]15ries And Grab The Bomb But Cant Get Ahold Of It So $nick Gets Blown To The Sky. }
    if (%ThrowBack == 4) { msg $chan 2 [P]15icks Up Grenade And Chunks It At $2 And Waits While Everyone Laughs... Fake Grenade Stupid. }
  }
  /set %Firecraker $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !FireCracker) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%FireCracker == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs An M80 And Chunks It At $2 , And Watches $Nick Laugh His Ass Off. }
      if (%FireCracker == 2) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs A Rocket And Aims At $nick 9,1B4,1O9,1O4,1M11,1 Blows Up In $2's Face HAHA. }
      if (%FireCracker == 3) { msg $chan 2 [A]15ims A Rocket At $2 And Lights It...5.4.3.2.1.BOOM Blows Up In $nicks Hand, $2 Is Too Cool }
      if (%FireCracker == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]ticks A Firecrecker Under $2 Before They Sit Down Lol,.... BOOM }
    }
    else {
      if (%FireCracker == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs An M80 And Chunks It At The Ground , And Watches GuardianDemon Laugh His Ass Off.As $nick Blows Up }
      if (%FireCracker == 2) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs A Rocket And Aims At Up 9,1B4,1O9,1O4,1M11,1 Blows Up In $Nick Face HAHA. }
      if (%FireCracker == 3) { msg $chan 2 [A]15ims A Rocket At Himself And Lights It...5.4.3.2.1.BOOM Blows Up Twenty Feet Away From $nick, Your Your Too Cool Is Too Cool }
      if (%FireCracker == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]ticks A Firecrecker Under Him Before He Sits Down Lol,.... BOOM }
    }
  }
  /set %Damage $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Damage) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Damage == 1) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Lets See .......................... $2 Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Brain Cells! }
      if (%Damage == 2) { msg $chan 2 [M]15achine In Progress Please Wait Calculating........ $2 Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Brain Cells! }
      if (%Damage == 3) { msg $chan 2 [C]1alculating Please Wait.... Well, $nick Has $rand(1,99) % And $2 Has $rand(1,99) % Percent Of Damaged Braincells. }
      if (%Damage == 4) { msg $chan 2 $2 [h]15as $rand(1,99) % of damaged brain cells, because of masturbating! Stop masturbating! }
    }
    else {
      if (%Damage == 1) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Lets See .......................... $nick Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Brain Cells! }
      if (%Damage == 2) { msg $chan 2 [M]15achine In Progress Please Wait Calculating........ $nick Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Brain Cells! }
      if (%Damage == 3) { msg $chan 2 [C]1alculating Please Wait.... Well, $nick Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Braincells. }
      if (%Damage == 4) { msg $chan 2 $2 [h]15as $rand(1,99) % of damaged brain cells, because of masturbating! Stop masturbating! }
    }
  }
  /set %Cool $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Cool) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Cool == 1) { msg $chan 2 $2's [C]15oolness Percent Is $rand(1,99) % . }
      if (%Cool == 2) { msg $chan 2 $2's [C]15oolness Percent  Is $rand(1,99) % Which I Bet Woups Yours . }
      if (%Cool == 3) { msg $chan 2 $2 [Y]15our Coolness Percent Is $rand(97,99) % .Wow Thats High. RIght? }
      if (%Cool == 4) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $2's Coolness Reaches $rand(1,99) % .Beat That Suckas. }
    }
    else {  
      if (%Cool == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick's [C]15oolness Percent Is $rand(1,99) % . }
      if (%Cool == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick's [C]15oolness Percent  Is $rand(1,99) % Which I Bet Woups Yours . }
      if (%Cool == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick's [Y]15our Coolness Percent Is $rand(97,99) % .Wow Thats High. Right? }
      if (%Cool == 4) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $nick's Coolness Reaches $rand(1,99) % .Beat That Suckas. }
    }
  }
  /set %Love $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Love) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Love == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves $2 $rand(1,99) # More Than Anyone Else. } 
      if (%Love == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves $2 A Lot Trust Me Alot. }
      if (%Love == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15ou Must Love $2 Cause You Just Confessed. }
      if (%Love == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves $2 I Can Really Tell Btw Hes Acting He Loves $2 $rand(1,99) # More Than Everyone Else }
    }
    else {
      if (%Love == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves Himself $rand(1,99) # More Than Anyone Else. } 
      if (%Love == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves Himself A Lot Trust Me,... Alot. }
      if (%Love == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15ou Must Love Yourself Cause You Just Confessed. }
      if (%Love == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves Himself I Can Really Tell Btw Hes Acting(GAY)(LESBIAN)(BISEXUAL) He Loves Himself $rand(1,99) # More Than Everyone Else }

    }
  }
  /set %Sex $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Sex) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Sex == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15exs $2 Over And Oveer Again Non-Stop. } 
      if (%Sex == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [W]15hy WOuld You Do That? $nick Sexes $2 $2 $rand(1,99) Times.. }
      if (%Sex == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15our Wierd But Ok. $nick Begins To Sex $2 And Will Not Stop. }
      if (%Sex == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15tarts To Sex $2 And Gets Body Slammed By $2. $2 Said Not Ever To Do That So You Deserve It. }
    }
    else {
      if (%Sex == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15exs Himself Over And Oveer Again Non-Stop. } 
      if (%Sex == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [W]15hy Would You Do That? $nick Sexes Himself $rand(1,99) Times.. }
      if (%Sex == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [B]15egins to Sex Himself Ohh Yea, $nick Begins To Scream His Own Name $nick Oh yea $nick. }
      if (%Sex == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15tarts To Sex Himself And Gets Body Slammed By The Cops. Thats Illegal Here You Screwd Up Mofo }
    }
  }

  /set %Hump $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Hump) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Hump == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15lowly Humps $2's Leg $nick "Oh Yea WHos Your Daddy, WHos Your Daddy". } 
      if (%Hump == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [B]15egins To Hump $2 $rand(1,99) Times A Sec Like The Dog Off Click, WOW Thats Fast }
      if (%Hump == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15ou Are Wierd But Whatever Suits You, $2 You Better Run $nick Is A Beast. }
      if (%Hump == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [T]15hats Totally Wrong Kicks $nick Now Get Down And Stay Down Loser. }
    }
    else {
      if (%Hump == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15lowly Humps His Own Leg, The Dogs Just Sit And Stare At Him.". } 
      if (%Hump == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [B]15egins To Hump Himself $rand(1,99) Times A Sec. Be Careful $nick Dont Pull Something }
      if (%Hump == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15ou Are Wierd But Whatever Suit Yourself, $nick Better Run From Your Self Cause Your A Beast. }
      if (%Hump == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [T]15hats Totally Wrong Kicks $nick Now Get Down And Stay Down Loser. }
    }
  }
  /set %Crunk $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Crunk) {
    if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
      if (%Crunk == 1) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ow Crunk Is $2 ? You $2 Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk Hell Yea Dude. } 
      if (%Crunk == 2) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Ready For This? You $2 Are Crunk As Can Be $rand(95,99) %  }
      if (%Crunk == 3) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Wanna Test The Masta? Well Fine Then You $2 Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk. }
      if (%Crunk == 4) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Cant Beat The Champ Sorry $2 You Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk }
    }
    else {
      if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {if (%Crunk == 1) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ow Crunk Are You?, You $nick Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk Hell Yea Dude. } 
      if (%Crunk == 2) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Ready For This?, You $Nick Are Crunk As Can Be $rand(95,99) %  }
      if (%Crunk == 3) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Wanna Test The Masta? Well Fine Then Your $rand(1,99) % Crunk. }
      if (%Crunk == 4) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Cant Beat The Champ Sorry You $nick Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk }
    }
  }
  if ($1 == !Calm) {
    msg $chan 9,1 [15,1C15,1]2,1~15,1~2,1~9,1[15,1A9,1]2,1~15,1~2,1~9,1[15,1L9,1]2,1~15,1~2,1~9,1[15,1M9,1]2,1~15,1~2,1~9,1[15,1DOWN9,1]9,1[ 15,1 $2 9,1]
  }
  /set %Marry $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Kiss) {
    if (%Marry == 1) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ya'll Two Love Birds Get A Room After This2,1`11,1Literally2,1`11,1Well $2 If You Want To Type !yes <nick> }
    if (%Marry == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15mmm Seems Like True Love Do You $2 Want To Marry $nick If So, !yes <nick> }
    if (%Marry == 3) { msg $chan 2 [S]15o $nick You Wanna Marry $2?, Well.... $2 You Wanna Marry $nick If So, !yes <nick> }  
    if (%Marry == 4) { msg $chan 2 [D]15o you, $nick $+ , take $2 to be your Partner In Marriage If So, !yes <nick> }
  }
  /set %Yes $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Yes) {
    if (%Yes == 1) { msg $chan 2 [T]15hen I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife, You May Now Kiss The Bride.  }
    if (%Yes == 2) { msg $chan 2 [S]15o $2 Really Wants To Marry You $nick, Go Ahead You Are Now Married To $2 }
    if (%Yes == 3) { msg $chan 2 [I]15f Anyone Has A Reason Why These Two Shouldnt Be Married Type !reason <reason>, If Not Yall Are Now Married. }
    if (%Yes == 4) { msg $chan 2 [I]15 Really WOnder If You $2 Really } 
  }
  /set %Divorce $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Divorce) {
    if (%Divorce == 1) { msg $chan 2 [A]15ww $nick And $2 Are Splitting Up, Well I Wish You The Best. }
    if (%Divorce == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell I Bet Theres Still Hope In You Two $nick I Bet $2 Loves You And $2 Loves $nick Oh Well. }
    if (%Divorce == 3) { msg $chan 2 [G]15osh I Can't Believe $nick And $2 Are Splitting Up Youll Find SOmeone Right For You One Day. }
    if (%Divorce == 4) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ow I Thought That Would Last Forever But Guess Not Sorry $nick ANd $2 You Tried. }
  }
  /set %Reason $rand(1,4)
  if ($1 == !Reason) {
    if (%Reason == 1) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o They Should'nt Becouse $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 $26 $26 $27 $28 $29 $30 Thats Why. }
    if (%Reason == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 $26 $26 $27 $28 $29 $30 So Idk. }
    if (%Reason == 3) { msg $chan 2 [H]15mm I Know Why It's Becouse $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 $26 $26 $27 $28 $29 $30Thats Why. } 
    if (%Reason == 4) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $nick This Is Why , $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 $26 $26 $27 $28 $29 $30 This Is Why . }
  }