Napa182, why an additional elseif when you can just use else:
on *:text:!spank*:#:{ if ($2 == $nick) { .msg # stfu $v1 } else { .msg # piss on $v1 } } on *:text:!spank*:#:.msg # $iif($2 == $nick,STFU $v1,piss on $v1)