This is in the style of the original using conditionals except the unigue parts are assigned to local variables. This method is easy to read and edit/add in more choices. Note inline if and $$1 and also reuse of %r.
menu nicklist {
.slap
..$iif($$1,Pro Slap! $1,Pick a Nick):{
var %r $r(1,7),%walk,%car
if (%r = 1) %walk = 12 inch Butterfly knife
if (%r = 2) %walk = Bowie knife
if (%r = 3) %walk = wooden stick
if (%r = 4) %walk = metal pole
if (%r = 5) %walk = Fleshlight
if (%r = 6) %walk = glove with a brick inside it
if (%r = 7) %walk = ton Acme weight
%r $r(1,4)
if (%r = 1) %car = RPD Bling pro(Heartbeat sensor + FMJ)
if (%r = 2) %car = M16 with n00b tube
if (%r = 3) %car = SPAS with red dot sight
if (%r = 4) %car = Desert Eagle
.timer 1 1 me walks up to15,1 $1 then pulls out a9,1 %walk and massacres them with it...
.timer 1 3 me goes to his car and takes out a 7,1 %car and shoots $1 in the head and walks away.
.timer 1 5 say 9,1another bitch.. 11,1PWNED!!!
}
}
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