menu channel {
Jokes
on :TEXT:!sex*:#: {
/msg $chan Things Not to Say During Sex #1. But everybody looks funny naked!
..2:/msg $chan Things Not to Say During Sex #2. You woke me up for that?
..3:/msg $chan Things Not to Say During Sex #3. Did I mention the video camera?
..4:/msg $chan Things Not to Say During Sex #4. Do you smell something burning?

?????????? the first !sex is not working?
and how do i set it to pick one \"random\" from the list

Im new to scripting and i need help on this one :))